walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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