i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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