I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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