I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize