I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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