So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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