Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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