do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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