we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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