She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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