i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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