i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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