found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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