Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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