I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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