i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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