i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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