Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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