is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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