I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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