They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize