Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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