Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
