is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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