I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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