All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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