I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
high people should be assigned attendants
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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