Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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