home. puking in laundry basket.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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