I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
honey bunches of taint.
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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