Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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