My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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