Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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