will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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