I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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