It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize