It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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