i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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