Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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