I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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