if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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