what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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