Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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