once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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