Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Alive.
So much puke
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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