Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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