better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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