are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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