He is an equal opportunity slut.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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