I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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