There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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