Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Enjoy the penises
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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