maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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