You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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