no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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